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Signs That You are Too Drunk

You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Your job is interfering with your drinking. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohol stream. Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. You sincerely believe alchohol is the elusive 5th food group. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not! Two hands and just one mouth.. - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

10 things in golf that sound dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
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Golly's Dog Scooter!

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This weather is crazy!!

no wonder we stay sick one day it is hot then next day we have freeze warnings!!
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Happy Easter!!

Wishing every one a Happy Easter Weekend!! luv, Rita
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Pimping out time

Well, it is pimping out time again....need to get some ladies and make them earn some money for me. Daddy needs some bling bling! Hey Rita.....I love ya
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update

still working on site

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